Somone always ruins it for the rest of us.
So I was out on the town last night for some sober reflection and chaste square dancing. An enjoyable time was had by all and 1.50 highballs served as sufficient social lubricant to maintain the delusion that we are all attractive and worthwhile human beings, for me at least.
As we are want to do on such occaisions late night hamburger sandwiches were to be purchased and consumed in an orderly manner. Thus our spirits were lifted with the prospect of nutritious and well made McDonalds meat sandwiches. Unfortunately we had the misfortune to have been joined on the public transit bus by a fellow of less than desirable level of class and situation. I have offered below a photo-realistic impression of the gent.
You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a picture of a monkey flinging its own shit. Seriously Google Image search has failed for the first time.
This fellow was to join us in our early morning repast. This turned out to be a critical turning point in the evening because unbeknown to us he had imbibed far too much liquor and was of a rowdy disposition. When it came time for him to be served by the lackeys he decided to argue and insult the gent at the service point which really is quite poor form.
Having summered in the colonies last year I can assure you gentle reader that a randy rhino displays more subtlety and social graces than this chap did.
The end result of this was that the lackey decided to deny the rest of our fine, well-manered, group service and most went home empty handed. Thus I am forced to question the basic humanity of such a person. When you see images like this...
and realise that even the most basic of animals can have more social skills than some drunk humans.
As we are want to do on such occaisions late night hamburger sandwiches were to be purchased and consumed in an orderly manner. Thus our spirits were lifted with the prospect of nutritious and well made McDonalds meat sandwiches. Unfortunately we had the misfortune to have been joined on the public transit bus by a fellow of less than desirable level of class and situation. I have offered below a photo-realistic impression of the gent.
You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a picture of a monkey flinging its own shit. Seriously Google Image search has failed for the first time.
This fellow was to join us in our early morning repast. This turned out to be a critical turning point in the evening because unbeknown to us he had imbibed far too much liquor and was of a rowdy disposition. When it came time for him to be served by the lackeys he decided to argue and insult the gent at the service point which really is quite poor form.
Having summered in the colonies last year I can assure you gentle reader that a randy rhino displays more subtlety and social graces than this chap did.
The end result of this was that the lackey decided to deny the rest of our fine, well-manered, group service and most went home empty handed. Thus I am forced to question the basic humanity of such a person. When you see images like this...
and realise that even the most basic of animals can have more social skills than some drunk humans.
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